A very attractive, mid twenties feline who works in a professional setting and has the effortless inherent ability to make older, married males feel falsely charming, virile and master of the universe-like in her presence. Paradoxical personality of timorously audacious and sensibly capricious wrapped up as a sophisticated ingénue. Has beguiling smile, an ass you would eat your daughter's wedding cake off of, and can throw back shots of tequila like an unemployed Mexican tattoo artist.
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, fuckin’ Sexycats wants me!
Older Married Dude 2: Ahhh Dude, you’re15 years too old, balding and out of shape…
Older Married Dude 1: Dude, she fuckin’ digs my shit!
Older Married Dude 2: Dude! You’re a fucking idiot! You don’t have a chance!
Older Married Dude 1: Dude...
"What are Lindsey and John doing this weekend?"
"They're shacking up in a hotel room in Atlantic City, having lots of hot sex."
"Oh, you mean they're taking a sexycation!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.