When your roommate is having sex in your room with someone, or being intimate with someone, and you can't go in it because you don't want it to be incredibly awkward. You're 'locked' out of your room.
I need to get my laptop out of my room before my roommate and her boyfriend come in and I get sexed out.
having a wank, every bloke knows that if u don't blow ya load at least once a week your spunk goes bad inside your balls, leading to rashes, insomnia, shivers, madness & death!! So by getting out the 'bad seed' you are promoting healthy living.
I couldn't bloody sleep so i had a wank & by getting out the bad seed i was able to snooze soundly.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.