Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.

Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023

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Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023

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Sexaminute • sexamination • sexamine

sexamination

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

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sexamine

When you sexually examine someone either naked or fully clothed.

Norman: Dude did you check out that girl on the Third Floor yet?

Teddy: Nahh dude I only saw her from a distance, I didn't get to sexamine her yet.

Norman: Ahh man get on that shes stacked

sexamine by LehighRules September 2, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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