by StevensWinkyIsMightyFine October 22, 2004
by mrs. schenn June 02, 2009
A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.
Although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don't worry about it, b/c you are a sexgod.
by peppermint soap October 19, 2006
A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.
Harry: How the hell do you get laid?
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
by Funnywords&Phrases November 04, 2010
Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys is a SexGod
by Shakespearesister May 31, 2021