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Sex on toast 

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.
Sex on toast by Longlong January 5, 2008
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Sex on toast 

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...


Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."
Sex on toast by Bolognaise August 12, 2008

Sex on Toast 

When translated into Finnish it will become Ville Valo the extreemely SEXY lead singer of HIM
HoLy SHiT! Ville Valo is "Sex on Toast"
Sex on Toast by BLaCKTeaRS664 August 1, 2006
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Shakira Law 

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