Sex Poke
When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.
Sex Poke by auberginedreams September 12, 2009
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sex poker
Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.
A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
sex poker by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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Pokemon Sex
Karen and Dan were having Pokemon sex.
Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Pokemon Sex by Poke SEX November 13, 2009
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