Sex Pirate

A sex offender that lives by the pirate code! Often in denial of being a rapist.

Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*

Sex Pirate by OhhSnap August 15, 2015

pirate sex 

When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!

She looks like she just had pirate sex!

pirate sex by Fission1 February 16, 2008

Pirate Sex 

A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.

Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!

Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!

Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...

This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.

The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!

Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!

Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....

Pirate Sex by Beard dawg July 25, 2011

Sex-perate 

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

Sex-perate by @collegelife March 9, 2017

sexpirational 

adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.

That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.

sexpirational by Panqueque February 6, 2012

sexpiration date 

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

sexpiration date by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

Sexpiration Date 

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.

"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"

Sexpiration Date by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010