Sex Mobile

A big white lifted truck located in Glendora and owned by the Murphy family. The Sex Mobile is currently being driven by Cory Murphy, however it was named by Chase Murphy, who is now on his mission trip in South America. The Sex Mobile is irresistible to every woman, and you won't be surprised to see it in the GHS parking lot or in the Glendora Stake Center.

Mormon 1: "Hey how'd you get to seminary today?"
Mormon 2: "Oh, Cory took me in the sex mobile."

Sex Mobile by Glenmormon January 6, 2011

sexmobile 

A vehicle that attracts female attention toward it to the benefit of the male occupant(s).

Man, I bet that dude gets alot of ladies with that ride. It's a real sexmobile.

sexmobile by EFL January 2, 2009

sexmobile 

To affiliate with someone whom engages in the act of sexual intercourse frequently.

Dude Garrett is such a sexmobile now that he hangs out with Amanda Lunny

sexmobile by Jut May 3, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012