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Sex Fast 

When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.

Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?

2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
Sex Fast by A-Street Boyz January 25, 2011
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Fast Food Sex 

its fast, it is filling for the moment, but the emptiness comes back quickly, its empty calories, and not healthy, and leaves you wanting more. AKA one night stands
Man, I am tired of fast food sex. I am ready to settle down and date.
Fast Food Sex by gatorgrip September 19, 2009

Fast Food Sex 

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.
babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!
Fast Food Sex by SweetDoggyM January 15, 2016
the sex you have right after waking up. a combination of sex and breakfast.
chad and i had great sexfast this morning, so that meant that i didn't have to make him breakfast.
sexfast by m.m September 21, 2007
the sex you have after a short or long abstience
Mr and Mrs Smith had a lovely sexfast t after Mr Smith returned home from his business trip.
sexfast by G Petersson February 16, 2015

sexfast burrito 

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.
sexfast burrito by B.tizzle October 14, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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