Sewalaya 

The emerald embrace of Sri Lanka's rainforests harbors whispers of the Sewalaya, a mysterious primate known as the Semika in ancient villages. Standing no taller than a child, this creature chills the blood with its voyeuristic tendencies. Legends depict it lurking in the dense foliage, its beady eyes fixated on unsuspecting women, a trail of drool marking its presence. The mere utterance of its name, Sewalaya, sends shivers down the spines of women in Sri Lankan villages.

Unlike fantastical beasts, the Sewalaya's terror stems from its unsettling familiarity. It walks the line between myth and reality, fueled by the rainforest itself. This, entwined with the cultural respect for boundaries, particularly those of women, transforms the Sewalaya into a potent symbol of transgression.In 2001, a zoologist reported encountering ape-like creatures with reddish fur in the Sinharaja rainforest. These unconfirmed sightings fuel the fire of the Sewalaya myth.

Is the Sewalaya a relic of an undiscovered species, or a figment of cultural imagination? The answer may lie somewhere in between. One thing remains certain: the legend of the Sewalaya serves as a chilling reminder of the mysteries that still lurk within Sri Lanka's verdant embrace, a reminder that strikes a primal chord of fear in the hearts of women, especially at dusk when the forest whispers secrets.

David is a sewalaya. She is basically a sewalaya at this point.

Sewalaya by Whoatemycookie March 10, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008