Seth's Theory 

Once a man cums inside of a woman, she becomes attached for life. This causes societal problems.

"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"

Seth's Theory by TG brewing co. March 17, 2011

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory 

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024