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Service Dog 

THE HIGHLY TRAINED DOGS WITH THEIR OWNERS WHO ARE TRAINED TO DO A JOB THAT YOU SHOULDNT ASK TO PET BUT YOU STILL DO EVERYTIME.
CAN I PET YOUR DOG?

SURE BECAUSE THIS ISNT A SERVICE DOG THATS TRYING TO DO HER JOB AND YOURE NOT THE 1000TH PERSON WHOS ASKED ME TODAY.
Service Dog by GABRI.HICKS June 12, 2016
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Service Dog 

service dog 

A service dog is a dog that is specifically trained to perform tasks to help a disabled person. Service dogs are Different than Emotional Support and Therapy animals. Service dogs should never be distracted while working.
My service dog is trained alert to my seizures.

Please don't touch my Service Dog.
service dog by Voodoothebeauceron September 21, 2016

Un-service Dog 

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

corgiatric service dog

Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi tasked with deep penetration therapy, anxiety attack reaction, self harm prevention, mood swing stabilization and antisocial reversal.
My corgiatric service dog rolls without a vest, do-not-pet emblem and total regard for acceptable service animal conduct because we’re both neurodivergent, bro!

servile dog 

A person who sacrifices their dignity and social standing for the sex they’re attracted to. Usually by obediently complying with a series of menial requests.
Did you see Jackson handing out lollipops to those girls? He’s such a servile dog.

Wow Jackson just twerked for that girls tiktok, he just lost all dignity and is entirely servile.
servile dog by get_got April 18, 2022

Service Dogging 

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
Service Dogging by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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