Definitions by BLAM
jamaican handbag
A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.
jamaican handbag by Blam January 19, 2005
no service
My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
no service by BLAM May 23, 2004