Definitions by BLAM

jamaican handbag 

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.

Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.

jamaican handbag by Blam January 19, 2005

no service

My cell phone plan.

Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"

no service by BLAM May 23, 2004