Serpencize 

When you completely own somebody in a competition like atmosphere

You have been serpencized!" or "It's time for a Serpencision!

Serpencize by The Real Slim Shady1 November 23, 2010

Serpentine 

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.

"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"

Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

Serpentile 

A Serpent Goddess who's function is to restore the human selves thru shedding of old skin into new skin. A internal and external renewal of the human self.

Serpentile

Serpentile by Oxnylia March 16, 2014

Toilet Serpentine 

The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.

Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."

Toilet Serpentine by Tactical BJ May 31, 2010

Serpentine Logic 

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

Serpentine Logic by Intuit July 20, 2010

Cincinnati Serpentine Belt

The Cincinnati serpentine belt occurs when one sexual partner proceeds to lick a male partner from the starting point of the back of his gooch, around the ballsack, across the right hip, wrapping in to the top of the ass crack on downward, finally ending up at the goochback once again. Thus completing a dirty, sensational, serpentine cleansing of the nether regions. Usually about $50 for a full service.

Todd scheduled Nick for his first Cincinnati Serpentine Belt service last night, and Nick walked away a changed man.

Cincinnati Serpentine Belt by nicktoddkevin June 22, 2011

Serpentine 

The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)

"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.

Serpentine by dmj64 May 26, 2014