Serena Van Der Woodsen

She might've slept with every guy on the show. Every person that came onto the show slept with one of B, C, N, D. but B has slept with C, N and D and a few more. C hasn't slept with S they are step siblings, but has Slept with B and many more including little J. N has slept with both S and B and little J and quite more. D has slept with both S and B and a few others my point is not a single person has come onto that show and not slept with at least one person

Serena Van Der Woodsen is the main female character off of gossip girl

Serena Van Der Woodsen by JCKXSB123101 January 2, 2019

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Serena van der Woodsen

A beautiful girl who falls for every guy she meets! A good girl with a bad reputation! She is loyal and kind but sometimes impulsive and scheming! She has some good quotes and is sometimes a savage!

Person One: That Girl is a real Serena van der Woodsen

Serena van der Woodsen by Miablair March 4, 2019

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serena van der woodson

How should I describe SVDW? A shallow, self obsessed, blonde with to much money but apparently not enough to repair split ends. XOXO Gossip Girl

"Who has done Serena van der Woodson?'
"Everyone."

serena van der woodson by Raven trunite August 10, 2015

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Serena Van Der Woodson

An idiotic whore who is a fictional character in the terrible failed tv show gossip girl

Child: When I grow up, I want to be like Serena Van Der Woodson!
Mother: When did I go wrong!

Serena Van Der Woodson by PaPrIfSFfg March 7, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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