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septingentisexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.
WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual
Not quite a fart, not a poo either, somewhere unknown in the space between
A: “I might’ve just seppinged”
B: “emergency scratch and sniff
Sepping by Alfierw June 6, 2024
The act of leaving; to sep
Nick is sepping. He’ll be back later.
Sepping by imyurmum December 4, 2025

The Curse of Seppings 

The belief that the progression of naval engineering will, over time, degrade the aesthetic appeal and qualities of the design of a ship.

The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
The Curse of Seppings be upon you and your infernal vessel!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026