An adjective used to describe someone or something that is as sexually attractive as chocolate is sweet. Used more commonly in formal settings between close friends.
"That femalenext to the bar is the most sexulent girl in here tonight..."
richly pliant, lithe, stimulating, and adaptively responsive - especially when tasted. Usually used in reference to a sexual partners physical person and / or genitalia.
"Hard hungry kisses foraging all the treasures of your suppulent mouth"
"Study hall was a complete waste as she gazed at him, day dreaming about the suppulent addiction of his kiss."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.