Semmy

A mixture of lean and molly. Gets you fucked up. Once on the semmy, you can’t get off the semmy.

Lil Pump is never off that semmy.

by OffThatSemmy January 4, 2018

Semmy

A person who has a consistency to tease others, or flake.

She is such a semmy.

by OvemYes? November 1, 2010

Semmy

Short term for a semester. Most often coined by someone who watches nelk boys, hockey, or is a frat bro. It uses the same term logic as calling a celebration a “celly”.

“I am so hyped for this semmy! The parties and sorority girls are gonna be hot as shit man!”

by Blexican Cowboy August 19, 2021

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammyclassicsonicfan

A frickin frick who says frick a lot and will rant about the sonic fan fricks and how we need to save sonic.

You sound like sammyclassicsonicfan.

by Negro pegro June 26, 2017