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sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
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Sembawang Secondary School 

good school, just be wary of everyt. so many cb can come cock from behind u and everyone's so judgy. cannot use phone during recess like dog liddat need to wait 6h until can use phone. highkey shit school in rep but if u click w the right mfs u get them good ah. fuck some teachers cuz got one teacher look down cannot see cock then another one teacher like to hold the lesson for 30min just explaining bs that we already understand every damn lesson.
peter: eh what school are u studying in?
bob: Sembawang Secondary School ah
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