Seltex 

The most loveliest couple on discord and possibly forever

Omg guys look its the cutest couple “seltex”

Seltex by AST Seltex <3 March 2, 2021

Semtex Shit 

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

Semtex Shit by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

Semtex 

A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)

Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex

Semtex by nobitches77 March 23, 2022

semtex 

Shit that gose boom! A plastic based explosive

Holy shit the semtex blew up

semtex by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004

selext

when a person replies selectively to text messages or ignores them entirely (can be used as a verb or noun)

1. No reply still? Greg is such a selexter.

2. I wish Greg would stop selexting and at least acknowledge the text I sent over an hour ago.

selext by crawfordgirl January 31, 2009

cato meteo selte 

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)

Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends

cato meteo selte by i'msmary March 23, 2023

Semtex 

-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."

i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.

Justin, SEMTEX!

Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.

Semtex by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010