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Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual
Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

Cerebral Serratus Seritosus 

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.
seli means hello and mos means a muslim with a big booty. Therefore, when you see a selimos make sure to say hello big booty hoe and they will laugh endlessly
"Hey selimos you big booty hoe!"

"Is that a selimos?"
"yeah"
"what is up my big booty hoe!"
selimos by Dr. Weger May 21, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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