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Selitos

Selitos is a god
by cesarenp January 12, 2021
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Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual
by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019
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salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011
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Cerebral Serratus Seritosus

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.
by I.D. Gas February 15, 2010
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selimos

seli means hello and mos means a muslim with a big booty. Therefore, when you see a selimos make sure to say hello big booty hoe and they will laugh endlessly
"Hey selimos you big booty hoe!"

"Is that a selimos?"
"yeah"
"what is up my big booty hoe!"
by Dr. Weger May 21, 2018
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