self pleasuring

the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.

self pleasuring by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

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self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change

Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

self-pleasuring hybrid by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

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Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

Pleasuring Ones Self by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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