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self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
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Self Invite 

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
Self Invite by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.
Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

Self-Invitee 

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.
"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.
Self-Invitee by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

Self Inviter 

A person that does one or both of these 2 things:

1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).

2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *

* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?

Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs

Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?

Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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