seized

to get absolutely shitfaced drunk and stoned

"Me and steve were just fuckin seized that night"

by stevericktedbill April 26, 2009

seized

When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.

Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized

by malvhd July 25, 2019

seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

Seized

When your entire life is taken away from you in the blink of an eye.

Just weeks after his 14th birthday, he was seized by a massive stroke. His parents didn't know what to do without him.

by Overdrive2005 October 26, 2014

Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.

Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .

by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023

Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019