Sigalistic Infoma is a sexually transmitted disease and is found on male/female genitalia. It grows mushrooms on your mushroom top of your a male. For females it will grow mold on your vaginal clitoris.
Woman: "Ew what's that?!"
Man: "Fuck it looks like you have me sigalistic Infoma you cunt!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)