Seedy Muffin 

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

Seedy Muffin by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

poppy seed muffin by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

speedymuffin

a geometry dash streamer on twitch whos hardest level is bloodbath at the time of typing this. he is also a stinky poo poo head

Jim: hey do you watch speedymuffin?
James: *visible discomfort*

speedymuffin by godsnom November 10, 2020

speedymuffin

a term for someone with a 8 inch penis.

"Bro did you see chads cock?"

"yeah bro hes a speedymuffin."

speedymuffin by Laytse November 10, 2020