Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional characterPeter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.
Originally a cheat code in GTA Vice City. Common joke or phrase used when getting into a Kia K5 car and the GPS bugs out and shows the car driving in the sea.