Seat sniffer 

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

Seat sniffer by Rubymonster April 21, 2017

seat sniffer 

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

seat sniffer by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat-sniffer 

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

seat-sniffer by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

bicycle seat sniffer 

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

bicycle seat sniffer by nickreaper October 21, 2011

jump seat sniffer 

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache

jump seat sniffer by skyhag August 5, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004