Seat Snake 

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

Seat Snake by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

Toilet Seat Snake Skin 

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad

Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.

Toilet Seat Snake Skin by ElectricBob December 30, 2020

Satsnake 

A phallus like object which resides in the moist caverns of Sathyan's (Dr. Sathyan Balajee M.B.B.S.) pelvic region. It must be at least 3 feet in length and also be pretty brown.

The owner will also be known as the tripod due to the presence of the third leg. Possession of the Satsnake leads to excess coughing and dyspnoea if insulted in a sexual manner.

Alternatives include the Satsnatch

"I've tucked the Satsnake into my socks today"

"It's time to feed the Satsnake now"

"Once you go Sat, you never go back"

Satsnake by kmeeran October 29, 2009