A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.
by AVeryStrongGaydar March 04, 2024
Person 1: Ugh oh my god! Look at all the strays at this bar.
Person 2: OH? What are strays?
Person 1: Oh you don't know? The straight-gays!
Person 2: OH? What are strays?
Person 1: Oh you don't know? The straight-gays!
by AVeryStrongGaydar March 04, 2024
Friend 1: Oh my god that man on Vanderpump Rules is such a stray.
Friend 2: A stray…?
Friend 1: Yes, a stray, a straight gay!
Friend 2: A stray…?
Friend 1: Yes, a stray, a straight gay!
by AVeryStrongGaydar February 12, 2024
A phrase used to describe something so cunt and amazing. Its absolutely serving cunt and slaying at the same time.
Person 1: *Has a new Valentino bag thats covered in pink plumes and feathers*
Person 2: Oh my god that bag its giving cunt.
Person 1: Excuse me? Is that an insult?
Person 2: No no! That's just the new way of saying that that bag absolutely slays we are all so blinded now by its slayness.
Person 2: Oh my god that bag its giving cunt.
Person 1: Excuse me? Is that an insult?
Person 2: No no! That's just the new way of saying that that bag absolutely slays we are all so blinded now by its slayness.
by AVeryStrongGaydar March 04, 2024