Season 5ed
Season 5ed by kellis7 August 28, 2018
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Seasoned Gay
A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).
Seasoned Gay by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009
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seasoned toker
A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.
A person who smokes a lot of weed.
A very experienced smoker
A person who smokes a lot of weed.
A very experienced smoker
seasoned toker by ismokeganja January 23, 2009
SEASONED
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
seasoned skillet
When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009
Seasoned herb
Seasoned herb by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.