Caroline: OMG N0T U AGIN!
Paulo: WHAT THE FUCK? Learn how to spell you stupid bitch Jason: Yeah you fat fuck, what the fuck is your fucking problem?
Mary: Hey guys stop making fun of her
Pat: u guys r prolly gunna get hit bi me
When you see a grown ass man or woman acting as if they are half their age and twice as stupid.
"Oh hell, there they go again." "Who?" Grandma and gramps-she's got his dentures again cussin' him out for being in da club!" "That's ghetto agin' for ya, immaturity at any age!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.