Driving a short distance with your baby on your lap, in the drivers seat.
Often seen in the ghetto and white trash neighboorhoods, but the kids are usually jumping around in the back seat with no seat belts, rather than in the drivers seat- with the driver!
Most famously done by Britney Spears( the originator) with her baby Sean Preston on her lap.
Handing your baby to the driver and asking "want to pull a "sean p.", were only driving up the street..." because your to lazy strap your baby in the car seat for a 2 min drive.
Named after the Ex-Philadelphia Inquirer photojournalist/Volunteer Fireman/Businessman. Has met several famous people during his tenure as a photojournalist such as Chevy Chase, President George H. Bush, and several other important figures in the 90's. To be Sean P. Duffy, you have to be a complete boss in any situation your in while being quick-witted and intelligent, making the opposing person of said conversation feel dumb or blessed to be in the presence of such a legend.
Andrew: Hey Sam why is Matt talking so much crap behind my back?
Sam: Idk man, all I know is that you better go Sean P. Duffy on him and show him the business.
Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.
Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!