Seacombe 

A little town full of people who shave their hair off for a pack of Match Attax

Ey Lad, If you give me 'dem Match Attax I shave off me hair laa an' I'll tell the whole of Seacombe about it

Seacombe by SeacombeHeads4Life February 26, 2018

Sercombe 

Someone who often speeds and drives over the speed limit, and consequently getting caught and receiving a ticket.
Also used to define someone who would be considered a 'nerd' to a majority of society.

Person 1:"Have you seen Mark's driving?"
Person 2:"Yeah, he's such a Sercombe, isn't he?"

Sercombe by Kronikal September 7, 2022

seccombe 

the tallest thing imaginable.

1. Holy fucking shitpeas, what's that thing denying us access to sunlight?? 2. That's a Seccombe, my lad...

seccombe by captain spaff July 20, 2011

Seccombe 

Man who makes godly music. A Christian so handsome he could convert me anytime.

Have you listened to Jon Seccombe's music? it slaps

Seccombe by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Jon Seccombe 

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.

Jon Seccombe by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022