seaboard

To go, ready for take-out, set to roll.

1. Two fried chicken plates, seaboard!

2. My accountant just called. My taxes are seaboard.

by Mr. Lyle May 25, 2018

Seaboard Usy

The USY and Kadima region that spreads through Maryland, Virginia, the District of Columbia, and northeastern North Carolina. Known for having diverse political opinions and lots of girls with frizzy hair.

Seaboard USY is such a good region! I love it!

by boxofpurplecrayons June 8, 2018

Eastern Seaboard

When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"

The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port.

by B. Just B. August 6, 2025

sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.

"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."

by Tom Graper August 27, 2017

seaboarder

a vessel that travels from one port to another along the coast; coaster.

The seaboarders are all on strike now.

by uttam maharjan June 2, 2011

extreme sexboarding

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.

"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"

by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014