Scynth 

One who is either a. mentally challenged or b. says they know how to do a task but doesn't really know how.

"Wow, that Cynthea, she's a real scynth. She told me she can empty the trash but asked Jordan how to do it after staring at the trashcan blankly for five minutes."

Scynth by Boojo February 27, 2008

scyntila 

verb -
1. To manifesting the destiny that benefits you, redefining the narrative to fit your needs.
2. To retcon the past to protect your present self.
3. To be ambiguous enough to always be the best, but also be the worst. You know this.

"I'm gonna scyntila this problem onto my new fuck buddy and gaslight him until he apologizes."

"That's not what I wanted, that's what you wanted, you told me. Now fix it. It's your fault." Scyntilling the truth

scyntila by KACleaveland January 6, 2018

Synth death 

A notoriously difficult section of the Guitar Hero 3 chart "Through the Fire and Flames" by power metal band DragonForce, beginning approximately 3 minutes and 50 seconds into the track and ending with an instrumental bridge. The section is characterized by fast arpeggiating notes that will usually make or break an FC (full combo) of the chart. Synth death is usually done by more skilled players through a method known as "tapping", but can be an extreme point of contention for those who are newer or less experienced at Guitar Hero.

My TTFAF FC run was going smoothly up until synth death made me lose my streak and fail.

Synth death by Acriimony August 10, 2019

Synthwave 

A musical movement and genre that combines the sensibilities of 1980s Synthpop with elements of the New Wave of the same era. Highly focused around 1980s pop sounds, Synthwave can exist with or without vocals.

"You hear that new Synthwave single from Patrick Baker?"

Synthwave by Silent Gloves March 14, 2013

synthphobia

Anxiety and Fear of SynthKnots, the Leader of Church of Decay.

"I cry whenever I see Synth, I think I have synthphobia"

synthphobia by Semimarii November 9, 2020

synth-pop 

Music with dashes of dance, new wave, pop, indie, electronic, and sometimes goth. Though it Varies from band to band. (Always has a synth)

bands such as Ladytron and Freezepop are synth-pop

synth-pop by aliali December 16, 2005

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008