Scurmeger 

When you ejaculate in someone’s ear and suck out the cum

“Hey girl. Do you wanna go in the bathroom and scurmeger?” “Sure”

Scurmeger by The smartest man ever May 3, 2022

schmegert 

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

schmegert by Chell March 29, 2007

Schmegernovski 

a cigarette.

There's nothing like a Schmegernovski and coffee in the morning to wake me up.

Schmegernovski by I AM AL February 3, 2012

Scurger

(Scat Burger) A burger that contains or is made of Scat

I really love to eat scurgers.

Scurger by TompearlScurger May 7, 2026