Scurmeger

When you ejaculate in someone’s ear and suck out the cum

“Hey girl. Do you wanna go in the bathroom and scurmeger?” “Sure”

by The smartest man ever May 3, 2022

schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007

Schmegernovski

a cigarette.

There's nothing like a Schmegernovski and coffee in the morning to wake me up.

by I AM AL February 3, 2012