Scummy Mommy 

Nickname for a dumb whore who lies and cheats for reconigniton and is just overall a bitch on Earth

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch

Scummy Mommy by Error 420: Get Fucked January 15, 2024

Scummy Mummy 

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.

Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!

Scummy Mummy by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011

scummy mummy 

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

scummy mummy by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Scummy Mummy 

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

Scummy Mummy by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

Slummy mummy 

A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuse problem optional.

'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'

'Yeah, she's a real slummy mummy.'

Slummy mummy by 13C1 May 19, 2009