Scum Wizard 

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

Scum Wizard by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

Wizard's Cum 

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

Wizard's Cum by Condog2 July 24, 2012