When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.
Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.
Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"