scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

Scrumbled

The act of eat tofu out of someone's asshole. Top priority in a vegan relationship!

I scrumbled her good last night to fight the urge of eating bacon!

by JuleusPeperwood September 14, 2017

Scrumbled

A combination word of “scrambled” and “jumbled”. Used when something is very messed up or confused or messy

“I woke up at the wrong time and now my brain is all scrumbled”
“I dropped the container of string and now it’s scrumbled together”

by The Tall Rat January 3, 2024

Scramblevision

The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.

"Did you see WrestleMania last night?"

"Yeah, I watched it in Scramblevision."

by Stuvert June 7, 2013

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020

Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019