Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011