Scrub monkey 

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.

Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

Scrub monkey by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

Monkey Scrub 

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

Monkey Scrub by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

shrub monkey 

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery

damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

shrub monkey by we found a problem: June 5, 2007

Shrub Monkeys 

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

Shrub Monkeys by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008

shrub monkeys 

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!

Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.

shrub monkeys by notoriousD August 26, 2008

Scrubmonked 

The act of getting moist, hairy testicles dragged across ones forehead. (Should be well sweaty)

A coon might enjoy getting Scrubmonked on the weekends while playing PS4.

Scrubmonked by DankCookie November 27, 2016

scrudmonkey 

dangit; a flip or takin it off and jergin your pet

compliments of Jake

a scrudmonkey i missed again for once in your life.

scrudmonkey by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005