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scrotium

A building material similar to vibranium, but harnessed from a scrotum. Objects build out of scrotium have a leathery texture and hairy exterior, both of which are dependent on the age of the material's benefactor.
I wanted to build my own Iron Man suit, but since I don't have any vibranium, I had to resort to scrotium instead. It's not as sturdy and durable, but the intimidation factor more than makes up for it.
by Steed Hardcastle August 15, 2022
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Scrotium Phosphate

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.
“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”
by Bishop The Saint October 18, 2023
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Scrotumberg

Capital city of the male groin. Once known as "The land of the free and the home of the balls," Scrotumberg is now widely accepted as one of the itchiest places on Earth. Famous residents include stickball legend Ballsack Johnson and Greek-esque philosopher Testicles (pronounced tes-ti-kleez).
The streets of Scrotumberg were filled with protestors during the Yeast Uprising of 1991.
by G.FRESH. December 20, 2015
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Scrotum sucker

The people who don't approve your word for Urban Dictionary
"Why won't these scrotum suckers ever approve my word!"
by Lil’Fish March 9, 2015
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full scrotum

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)
1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is
by manshark April 28, 2016
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milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.
I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.
by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019
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scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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