The idea that the singularity representing an infinite mass is actually a "ringularity" connected to itself via cosmic strings. These manifest in the universe as distinct black holes, despite that an infinite mass cannot be contained to a single location in space or time by definition.
I once saidthe word "stringularity" to Brian Greene and he had a conniption.
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!