The ultimate type of male — better than
alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence,
attractiveness, willpower, and
intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.
Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's
interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say
you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started
dating him already.
