Scribbler

A turd that becomes so sharply pointed after repeated turtle-heading that it resembles a large, brown crayon. Any movement causes messy doodles on the turd owners underwear.

I waited so long to shit that I gave myself a Scribbler - my Fruit-of-the-Looms look like I was attacked by a Spiro-graph!

by Sean66 July 19, 2012

scribbler

Woman who takes your penis after oral sex and scribbles your name on her face with your gizz.

That chick's a total scribbler.

by Orangesusie March 26, 2005

Egyptian Scribbler

A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in

Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler

by FatJoker February 24, 2008

Scribblered

To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.

Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.

by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019

Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019

scrabblethon

Scrabble for hours with your bffs n beers

HAD A SCRABBLETHON WITH MY BRO N BFF MARCUS LAST SUMMER!:)

by lizguitarlessons July 15, 2015

Scrabble champ

A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.

Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu

Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.

by Higzy Teflon May 10, 2009