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Scribbler 

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A turd that becomes so sharply pointed after repeated turtle-heading that it resembles a large, brown crayon. Any movement causes messy doodles on the turd owners underwear.
I waited so long to shit that I gave myself a Scribbler - my Fruit-of-the-Looms look like I was attacked by a Spiro-graph!
Scribbler by Sean66 July 19, 2012
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scribbler 

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Woman who takes your penis after oral sex and scribbles your name on her face with your gizz.
That chick's a total scribbler.
scribbler by Orangesusie March 26, 2005
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scribbler • Scribblered • Scribblers Abode • Egyptian Scribbler • scribble rap • scribbles • scribble scrabble • scribbles.official • Scribble Face • scribblefuck

Egyptian Scribbler 

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A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in
Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler
Egyptian Scribbler by FatJoker February 24, 2008
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Scribblered

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To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.
Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.
Scribblered by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019
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Springfield Scrambler 

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A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people
“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”
Springfield Scrambler by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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scrabblethon 

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Scrabble for hours with your bffs n beers
HAD A SCRABBLETHON WITH MY BRO N BFF MARCUS LAST SUMMER!:)
scrabblethon by lizguitarlessons July 15, 2015
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Scrabble champ 

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A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu

Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
Scrabble champ by Higzy Teflon May 10, 2009
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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