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Screamin Shits 

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.
Screamin Shits by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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Screamin Shits 

Liquid Crap, diarrhea, the runs, etc. Just a funny way of saying it.
Dude 1: Ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!

Dude 2: Ah, Dude #3 had the screamin shits last night. Still fuckin smells.

screaming shits 

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell
dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits
screaming shits by sam r i April 12, 2005

The Screaming shits 

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

screaming shits 

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
screaming shits by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Screaming shits from hell 

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

Screaming shits 

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.
Screaming shits by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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