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Susie scrameezed in the middle of English class.
Scrameeze by Chester L. Bennet July 22, 2022
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schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.
"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"
schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

Schmeeze 

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze
1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze
Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.
After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.
Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023
1. A combination of a sneeze and a scream. Or a very loud sneeze.

2. To sneeze so loudly in study hall that:
a. Your teachers will bitch at you for "screaming".
or
b. Your classmates will want to kill you because you're so annoying when you sneeze.
1. *ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"What the hell was that?"
"It's a screeze man."

2. Shit man, if Bill does his gay little screeze again I will kick his ass.
screeze by Allison Chantel. May 15, 2008

Schmeezed 

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro
Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!
Schmeezed by CGiizy August 24, 2008

scrambee-wambee 

Girls looking to be picked-up running around.
"Went by the mall, serious scrambee-wambee, man!"
"Like how serious dude?"
"Like scarmbee-wambee all over your dandy!"
scrambee-wambee by Whij-it February 14, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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